Back in POG form!

I’m back! In POG form. That’s right, after spending a year and a half off the grid, it has come to my attention that the internets cannot live without my critical contributions. I’m actually quite surprised that the interweb is still operating at its current level given the fact that I have not been regularly updating it with my pointless observations, commentary on TV and deep thoughts on things like dress pants on the outside with elastic waistband sweatpants on the inside as the future of workplace couture.

To be honest, I’m surprised I’m back. Let’s all be honest, blogging about stuff you actually care about and saying what you actually think is a quick path to a few things: a) the end of a political career (well, unless you write a tell-all memoir in anticipation of running for office where you talk about your experiments with nose candy and proclivity for putting it in the butt! ) and b) getting fired from your job because you “make the firm look bad” since it is better to have no opinion and avoid making a single enemy, and c) becoming an internet celebrity who is well known within your circle of dork and nerd friends. Rationally, blogging is totally pointless from a “get ahead” perspective unless you actually assign utility to your vanity. Good news for you – I’m vain, baby! And I’m back – please to enjoy!