Wow, I forgot I even had a blog for about a week – whoops! I was at SFO today waiting to catch a stupid flight and I swear I saw a lady using the payphone! I didn’t even know payphones still existed other than to serve as semi-private open air bathrooms for hobos – seriously, it’s pretty easy to pee between cars, but getting a good dump squat in the city takes real work.
Who the hell doesn’t have a cell phone? Cell phone companies make those sub prime mortgage lender scumbags look like Warren Buffet given the extremes they go to get you addicted to their services and hooked on a plan. For Christ’s sake – I was watching something about those Somali pirates and those mother fuckers - who are literally taking over oil tankers from homemade canoes with weapons forged in the fires of Mordor – are sitting there playing brick breaker on their blackberries. Come on lady, displaced Katrina victims are rocking lady gaga ringtones on their cellies and you’re telling me you can’t scrap together the nickels to join us in the present?
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